Back in July, I wrote a story about Nibiru, a phantom planet supposedly inhabited by ‘Jewish space reptiles’ and under the control of Pope Benedict by means of the ‘Pope Scope’, a powerful telescope named ‘Lucifer.’ Rather than fading away, Nibiru-mania has grown considerably over the past few months. Back in July, there were over 100 books in print about Nibiru. According to a new report from NASA, there are now 300 books on the market about Nibiru. There are also 50,000 videos on You Tube about Nibiru.

To my tenants – Don’t forget my Nibiru discount. If the planet Nibiru crashes into the Earth in December, as predicted, destroying all life on our planet, you can take 10% off your January rent. To the best of my knowledge, I am the only landlord offering a Nibiru catastrophe discount! (To be honest, I don’t expect that this is really going to cost me a lot of money.)