ARE DENMARK AND CANADA HEADING FOR WAR?

Some of the most brutal and bloody wars in history started off as border disputes over a small piece of land. Hitler justified starting World War 2 by claiming that he was just trying to liberate the Polish Corridor, a small strip of land separating East Prussia from the rest of Germany. There are many border disputes in the world right now that periodically flare up in bloodshed. Look at what is going on in Armenia.
Have you ever heard of Hans Island? Hans Island is a barren uninhabited island between Greenland and Canada. When Denmark and Canada agreed to a border line in the narrow strait between Greenland and Canada, they overlooked Hans Island, which sits on the line. Each country claims the island is theirs and has ordered the other country to take down its flag and leave, but neither Denmark nor Canada are willing to give up their claim to the island. In 2004, tensions between the 2 countries reached a peak when the Danish navy sent warships to Hans Island to “assert Danish sovereignty.” The Canadian Parliament responded by ordering their army to “liberate Hans Island” from “foreign occupation.” The Canadian army was preparing to invade Hans Island when both governments realized that the situation was getting ridiculous and withdrew their military forces. Today, both Denmark and Canada still regularly send soldiers to Hans Island, but never at the same time. When the Canadian army arrives on the island, they take down the Danish flag and raise the Canadian flag. They also take the bottle of schnapps left by the Danish army and replace it with a bottle of Canadian whiskey. As soon as the Canadian soldiers leave the island, the Danish army returns. The Danes take down the Canadian flag, raise the Danish flag, take the bottle of Canadian whiskey and replace it with another bottle of schnapps. When the Danes leave the island, the Canadians return. This has been going on since 2005. Now – wouldn’t it be nice if border wars were all this civil?

Hans island War News Update: The Canadian army has recently constructed a billboard on Hans Island that says ‘Welcome to Canada.’ The Danish army has not said what they plan to do about this new provocation when the Canadians leave the island and they return. Now before you laugh at the absurdity of all this, remember that some very bloody wars started over things just as trivial as this. In the summer of 1914, somebody who nobody had ever heard of before shot an Austrian archduke who nobody had ever heard of before in a place that nobody had ever heard of before, and as a result, within a month, the whole world was at war, and 20 million people were killed.

Whatever Happened To World’s Fairs?

I miss world’s fairs. It has been decades since they had a world’s fair in the United States or Canada. There was supposed to be a world’s fair in Chicago in 1992, but it was canceled. They still have world’s fairs, but now they are at places that I don’t want to go to. In 2017, there will be a world’s fair in Astana, Kazakhstan, but I’m not going there. I don’t travel to places that that end with ‘stan’, like Pakistan, Afghanistan, or Uzbekistan. The last world’s fair I went to was Expo 67 in Montreal. It was a wonderful world’s fair. Montreal is a beautiful city. The west side of Montreal is English. That’s where you went to get cheap English imports. The east side of the city is French. Predictably, that’s where the best restaurants are located. Why don’t they have world’s fairs anymore in places like Montreal? French Canadians don’t hijack airplanes and crash them into skyscrapers or behead infidels. At least none of the French Canadians I’ve ever met did stuff like that. If there was another world’s fair in Montreal, I would go!

Charles de Gaulle’s Plan To Ship The Eiffel Tower To Montreal. This story is incredible, but true. Charles De Gaulle was frequently criticized in both America and France for grandiosity – and with good reason. France used to be the wealthiest and most powerful country in the world, and the French language was the international language of government, science, and business. Charles De Gaulle never really accepted the idea that those days were over and would never return. De Gaulle wanted France to be the most influential country in Europe again and a first-tier world military power in its own right. Most people, even in France, thought this was unrealistic.

De Gaulle hoped that someday the people of Quebec would break away from the rest of Canada and become an independent French-speaking country politically tied to France. When the World’s Fair came to Montreal in 1967, de Gaulle wanted the French exhibit to be spectacular. He proposed disassembling the Eiffel Tower and shipping it to Montreal for the fair, then shipping it back to Paris after the fair was over. At first, many people in France thought this proposal was a joke, but de Gaulle was serious. The French government did a cost estimate for the proposal. When de Gaulle saw how much it would cost, he dropped the idea. Charles de Gaulle was grandiose, but not insane. De Gaulle attended the Montreal World’s Fair, where he created a international incident when he made an off-the-cuff statement to a large crowd. He said: “Vive le Quebec. Vive le Quebec libre!” (with emphasis on the word ‘libre.’) He was supposed to just say “Vive le Quebec”, but he got carried away and added the rest. The Canadian government was furious. The prime minister of Canada said: “Canada does not need to be liberated.” He told President de Gaulle that he was no longer welcome in Canada. De Gaulle was forced to cut his trip short and go back to France. He never returned to Canada. I came to Expo 67 after the ‘Vive le Quebec libre” incident, but it was still the hot topic of conversation.