CAN EATING POPPY SEEDS LEAD TO A FALSE-POSITIVE DRUG TEST FOR HEROIN?


Answer: Yes.
Now that I have almond poppy seed muffins back in stock, this seems like a good time to answer this question. You may have heard that eating poppy seed pastries, bagels, or muffins just before a urine drug test can cause the test to come back positive for opiates like heroin. Those stories are true. Periodic drug tests have become increasingly common in our society, and a positive drug test for opiates such as heroin or morphine can have devastating consequences on a person’s reputation and career. If you know that you are going to be taking a drug test, my advice is to not eat anything with poppy seeds in it before the test. Urine drug tests can come back positive for as long as 2 or 3 days after eating poppy seeds, depending on the quantity of the poppy seeds consumed.

The Poppy Seed Bagel Defense.
2 Navy doctors working at the Pentagon tested positive for heroin and were ordered out of the Navy. They appealed the decision. The 2 men had eaten poppy seed bagels for breakfast on the morning of the drug test. They were retested several more times, and the charges against them were dismissed. In a number of studies, a subject was given a drug test that came back negative. Then the subject ate a poppy seed bagel or muffin and was tested again, and the results came back positive for opiates. The subject was then retested every hour, and the test results came back positive for the next 16 to 24 hours. Many organizations and government agencies have banned products containing poppy seeds to avoid false-positive drug tests. Poppy seeds are banned in all Federal prisons in the United States, and prisoners who are granted leaves of absences are required to sign a form promising not to eat anything containing poppy seeds while they are on leave. Guards at federal prisons are also banned from eating poppy seeds.

Can You Get Addicted to Poppy Seeds?
Consumed in large quantities, poppy seeds can be addictive. The outer surface of poppy seeds contains morphine. However, you would have to consume huge quantities of poppy seeds for the morphine to have any effect on you. My almond poppy seed muffins contain 1/4 teaspoon of poppy seeds per muffin. A lot of food products contain small quantities of addictive drugs. Did you know that there is nicotine in eggplant? Eggplant has the most nicotine of any edible plant. However, in order for you to ingest the amount of nicotine in 1 cigarette, you would have to eat 10 kilos (22 pounds) of eggplant. When was the last time you ate 22 pounds of eggplant? And that’s just for 1 cigarette. A Hershey bar contains 9 mg of caffeine. By comparison, a small cup of coffee at McDonald’s contains 110 mg. Theoretically, you could get a caffeine rush just by eating a lot of Hershey bars, but you would have to eat an awful lot of them. Some parents won’t let their kids eat chocolate because they say that the caffeine in chocolate makes their kids ‘go nuts’, but there’s no scientific evidence to back that up.

Cyanide. If you want something else to worry about, how about this? The almond flour in my almond poppy seed muffins also contains cyanide. All almonds contain cyanide, but not enough to poison you. I only use California-grown almonds, and all commercially grown almonds in California are the sweet variety. Over 99% of all the almonds grown in the United States come from California. Bitter almonds are another matter. They contain a lot more cyanide than sweet almonds which is why they are bitter. Growing bitter almonds for sale is illegal in California. It is legal to sell bitter almonds in the U.S., but they are all imported. There are a number of places here in Berkeley where you can buy bitter almond ice cream and pastries, but I won’t eat them. There’s a reason why it’s illegal to grow bitter almonds in California.

IS GELATIN MADE FROM HORSE HOOVES?


No. A lot of people believe that that gelatin is made from horse hooves, but that isn’t true. Glue is made from horse hooves. Back in the old days, it was a standard joke to say that a horse was so old and decrepit that the glue factory wouldn’t take him. People have been making glue from horse hooves for over 10,000 years. In prehistoric times, horse hoof glue was used to stiffen bows and to attach feathers to arrows. Horse hoof glue is still made. It is used in cabinetry, woodworking, violin making, etc. Most commercial gelatin is made from pigskin, although it can also be made from other animal parts. Gelatin can be found in hundreds of supermarket products, not just Jello and marshmallows. The most important thing to know about gelatin is that it is not stable like cornstarch or tapioca. Gelatin gets more firm with time. Gelatin desserts are best eaten within 1 or 2 days after they are made. Once Jello is 5 or 6 days old, it starts to turn rubbery, and it gets more rubbery as it gets older.

IS VANILLA ICE CREAM WITH BLACK SPECKS IN IT BETTER THAN VANILLA ICE CREAM WITHOUT SPECKS?


No. It’s worse. Those specks are vanilla seeds. It is easy to imagine that vanilla ice cream with black specks in it has more flavor or that the seeds make the vanilla more ‘real’ or ‘natural’, but vanilla seeds contribute no flavor at all to vanilla ice cream. Putting vanilla seeds in ice cream is just a marketing gimmick. Vanilla is the world’s second most expensive spice. Saffron is the most expensive. Even the cheapest, lowest quality vanilla bean pods sell for over $100 a pound. In making vanilla extract, all of the flavor is extracted from the pods, including the seeds. Exhausted vanilla seeds have no flavor in them and are just kitchen trash. Top quality vanilla ice cream does not have black specks in it. It is only the lower quality brands of vanilla ice cream that resort to this marketing trick. So, who makes the best vanilla ice cream? In my opinion, among nationally sold brands, it’s Ben & Jerry’s.

THE PROBLEM WITH PROPERTY MANAGEMENT FIRMS.


As I get older, I think more and more about hiring a property management firm. I am not going to be able to do this myself forever. However, I am constantly seeing what happens when an incompetent property management firm takes over managing a property, and there a lot of incompetent property management firms out there. Some professions require licenses and tests, like plumbers, electricians, general contractors, etc.; but anyone can say ‘I am a property manager.’ You don’t have to have a license or pass a test to manage small rental properties. The problem for me is that top-quality property management firms don’t want to take on a client who owns as little property as I do. Take a look at the photos below of work done by incompetent property managers. Note the:
1. Badly designed wheelchair ramps at various apartment houses.
2. Smoke alarms. All the smoke alarms in the building were installed this way. They are supposed to be dated.
3. Seismic repair of a support column holding up the building.
4. Sandbox built over a manhole cover at a low-income housing project.
5. A Craigslist listing of an apartment for rent included this photo of the swimming pool with abandoned mattresses in it.
6. The building’s handyman didn’t know that you don’t attach a ground wire to a plastic pipe.

7. Carpet. The managers of these apartment houses used poor judgment in choosing the hall and stair carpets.