DID YOU KNOW THAT A DOG ONCE ATTENDED UC BERKELEY FOR 4 YEARS AND GRADUATED?


This is one of the strangest stories about UC Berkeley that I know of. Igor Fetch was a Labrador-Beagle-Husky mix. He was the house dog at Bowles residence hall. Igor was registered every quarter from 1972 until he graduated in 1976. On his application form, Igor’s ethnic identity was recorded as ‘K9.’ His keeper signed his name and took his tests. When Igor graduated, the dog’s sociology diploma was hung in Bowles lobby. Igor’s senior photo appeared in the school yearbook. Sadly, Igor died soon after graduation and was buried on the ground of Bowles hall. Igor is the only Bowlesman to be buried on the grounds. His granite grave marker is still there. Former UC students from the 1970s visit the grave and leave dog biscuits.

WHY IS VANILLA SO EXPENSIVE?

Last month I said that vanilla is the world’s second most expensive spice, just after saffron. Several people asked me why vanilla is so expensive, and since it is so expensive, how come there are so many inexpensive vanilla products, like vanilla pudding at dollar stores?
First, about the price….the price of vanilla has skyrocketed in the past few years. Almost 80% of all the world’s vanilla beans come from the island of Madagascar. They have had terrible weather there for several years, causing a collapse in vanilla bean production. As a result, a kilo of vanilla beans currently sells for around $500. Just 3 years ago, the price was under $100. Second, how come there are so many cheap vanilla products? That’s because most vanilla products are made with imitation vanilla. Less than 1% of the world’s vanilla flavor comes from real vanilla beans. Last year, Americans consumed over 2 million pounds of imitation vanilla. There isn’t enough real vanilla in the world to just make just all the vanilla ice cream.

Natural Flavor. Remember, when you see the words ‘natural flavor’ on a vanilla product, that doesn’t mean that there is real vanilla in it. ‘Natural flavor’ means that the flavor was derived from an organic source, which could be any plant or animal. Most ‘natural flavor’ vanilla is made from wood tar creosote, which sounds rather unappetizing; however, some imitation vanilla is still made from castoreum, which is much less appetizing. Castoreum is an anal secretion of beavers. Beavers produce castoreum to scent-mark their territory. (This is one of those tidbits of information that makes people say: ‘I would have been happier not knowing about that.’) There is an easy way to be sure that there is no castoreum in your vanilla ice cream. Look for a kosher seal. Castoreum is not kosher.  As a rabbi once told me at a kosher certifying booth at the Fancy Food Show: “You can’t make kosher food out of something that came out of a beaver’s rear end.” (Between 80% and 90% of all kosher food is purchased by non-Jews. This is why.) My advice is that when in doubt about vanilla ice cream, go with Ben & Jerry’s. Their vanilla ice cream is made with real vanilla. By the way, I use real vanilla in my chocolate.

HOW DID WE GET THE INCOME TAX?

Very few people know how we got the income tax. Nobody likes paying income tax, so who was behind the passage of the 16th Amendment? Most history teachers can’t tell you. Most CPAs can’t tell you. I’ve asked quite a few CPAs. They don’t know. Surprisingly, it was the Prohibitionists. By the late 1800s, many states had passed statewide Prohibition laws, but they were unable to get Congress to vote for a national Prohibition amendment. Even members of Congress who were committed Prohibitionists wouldn’t vote for it. The reason was that the federal government was completely dependent on liquor taxes for its financing. From the time George Washington was president until the passage of the 16th Amendment, liquor taxes were the federal government’s principal source of revenue. When I tell people just how dependent the government was on liquor taxes, they don’t believe me, so consider this quote from the IRS web site: IRS Web Site.  “From 1868 until 1913, 90 percent of all (federal) revenue came from taxes on liquor, beer, wine and tobacco.”

Think of it – 90% of the federal government’s income came from taxes on alcohol and tobacco, and most of that income came from alcohol. Congress was reluctant to raise tobacco taxes too high because nearly half of all Americans still lived on farms, and it is easy to grow your own tobacco. Making liquor is much more complicated. Before Congress could vote for the Prohibition Amendment, the Prohibitionists had to find another way to finance the federal government. In 1894, the Prohibitionists got Congress to pass a federal income tax law, but in 1895 the Supreme Court ruled that a federal income tax was unconstitutional. That meant that the only way the Prohibitionists could get a federal income tax was by Constitutional amendment, and that is what they set out to do. They had allies in this. Although liberal politicians generally had little interest in Prohibition, they were very interested in doing something to reduce the tremendous wealth inequality in the U.S. at the time. This was the Gilded Age, a time when a small number of incredibly wealthy industrialists accumulated huge fortunes, men like Rockefeller, Carnegie, Morgan, Vanderbilt, etc.; while factory workers were living in poverty, and their poverty was getting worse. The gap between rich and poor in America had never been greater. These liberal groups allied themselves with the Prohibitionists to support the income tax amendment. So that’s how we got the income tax – it was the Prohibitionists!

Jack Daniel’s. Prohibition in the U.S. never completely went away. A number of states in the Midwest and the South have still not ratified the 21st Amendment, and there are dozens of dry counties in the United States, places where the sale of alcoholic beverages is prohibited. Jack Daniel’s is the #1 selling American whiskey in the world. It is made in Lynchburg, Tennessee, a fact that the company frequently mentions in its advertising. Lynchburg is in Moore County, a dry county. That means that Jack Daniel’s cannot be sold in stores or restaurants in the county where it is made, and there are no bars or liquor stores in the county. You have to leave Moore County to buy Jack Daniel’s. Many of America’s top-selling whiskeys are made in places where it is illegal to sell alcoholic beverages. Isn’t that odd?


What Is A Jack Daniels Terrier? I once got an application to rent a house from a woman who wrote on her application form that she owned a Jack Daniels terrier. I asked her: “Don’t you mean a Jack Russell terrier?” She became enraged by my question and said: “No. Why do you landlords keep asking me that question? I know what kind of dog I own!” Then she stormed out. After she left, I looked up Jack Daniels terrier on Google, just to make sure there is no such breed. Just as I suspected, there is no such thing as a Jack Daniels terrier. I wonder how many landlords before me asked this woman the same question that I did.

FREEBIE OF THE MONTH. Scrubbing Bubbles.

I always have this in stock in my chocolate room. This is my favorite general cleaner. Spray it in a sink and it immediately bubbles up and dissolves soap scum, sticky, greasy stuff, everything! Just lightly go over the surface with a wet sponge after you spray and your sink, vanity, countertop, etc. will sparkle! In addition, it kills 99.9% of viruses and bacteria. It says so on the can. Because of Covid, that gives Scrubbing Bubbles a big advantage over other cleaners. As I said, I always have this in stock. It’s free and available whenever you want it.

DOES ANYBODY WANT SOME RABBIT FOOT KEYCHAINS?

Like a lot of other people stuck at home because of Covid, I have been going through boxes of stuff that I haven’t looked at in years. I am finding a lot of things that I didn’t know I owned. I found a bagful of rabbit foot keychains. Judging from the tarnish on the brass ferrules, I guess they are at least 20 years old and maybe much older. I have no idea where they came from. If you are under 40 years of age, you have probably never seen one of these, but at one time, they were sold everywhere. Millions of people attached their keys to these keychains and rubbed the fur for good luck. People thought that rubbing a rabbit’s foot brought good luck. I once saw a man at a blackjack table in Las Vegas rubbing a rabbit’s foot before asking the dealer for a hit. Sounds silly, doesn’t it? After all, lopping the feet off a rabbit wasn’t lucky for the rabbit. There was an episode of Star Trek in which Mr. Spock looked at a rabbit’s foot keychain and said: “I fail to see how carrying the severed foot of a dead rodent in one’s pocket will bring one good fortune.” I thought that was a great line. If anyone wants some rabbit foot keychains, let me know. They are free. They have to be. It is illegal in Berkeley to sell fur products, which probably includes rabbit feet. But it doesn’t matter. I am never going to carry a rabbit’s foot in my pocket.