New In The Chocolate Room

TRIPLE GINGER COOKIES. These chewy cookies are made with 3 kinds of ginger: fresh, powdered, and crystallized. They also contain molasses and cinnamon and are topped with crystallized sugar. I bottom dip them in dark and milk chocolate. I like Dutch spice cookies like these, but they are often hard to find in stores.

MADELEINES. Most people think of madeleines as cookies, but they are actually small sponge cakes. My madeleines are made using a traditional French recipe. That means there is a lot of butter in them. I top dip them in milk and dark chocolate.

Marcel Proust and Madeleines. Just before World War 1, Marcel Proust published ‘Remembrances of Things Past’. The book became an immediate best-seller. In his book, Proust recounted his childhood memories. He had a lot to say about madeleines and he said it in a way that made everybody want them. Before the publication of ‘Remembrances of Things Past’, most people, even in France, had never seen or heard of madeleines before. Madeleines were only made in a few towns in Lorraine, a province in northeastern France. As soon as Proust’s book came out, people all over the world went to bakeries demanding madeleines. Below is a small bit of what Proust had to say about madeleines.

madeleines“One day in winter, on my return home, my mother, seeing that I was cold, offered me some tea, which I did not ordinarily drink. I declined at first, and then, for no particular reason, changed my mind. She sent for one of those squat, plump little cakes called ‘petites madeleines,’ which look as though they had been molded in the fluted valve of a scallop shell. And soon, mechanically, dispirited after a dreary day with the prospect of a depressing tomorrow, I raised to my lips a spoonful of the tea in which I had soaked a morsel of the madeleine. No sooner had the warm liquid mixed with the crumbs touched my palate than a shudder ran through me and I stopped, intent upon the extraordinary thing that was happening to me. An exquisite pleasure had invaded my senses, something isolated, detached, with no suggestion of its origin. And at once the vicissitudes of life had become indifferent to me, its disasters innocuous, its brevity illusory – this new sensation having had on me the effect which love has of filling me with a precious essence; or rather this essence was not in me, it was me. I had ceased now to feel mediocre, contingent, mortal. Whence could it have come to me, this all-powerful joy? I sensed that it was connected with the taste of the tea and the madeleine.” – Marcel Proust.

Proust was a pretty convincing madeleine salesman, wasn’t he?
 

Competition With My Free Chocolate Room?

I recently toured Varsity Berkeley Apartments in downtown Berkeley. This is a huge complex. The building runs across an entire block. The building is still under construction, bu they are signing leases now for occupancy in late July. The rent on 2 bedroom apartments ranges from $3,750 to $4,200 a month. Parking is extra. They are advertising these apartments as rentals for college students, hence the name ‘Varsity Berkeley’, but I wonder – how many college students can really afford to pay $4,000 a month for a 2 bedroom apartment?

What is a ‘luxury apartment’? The sales brochure says that you will ‘live in luxury’ at Varsity Berkeley. It seems like every new apartment house in Berkeley uses the word ‘luxury’ to describe their apartments, but what exactly does that mean? ‘Luxury apartment’ could mean almost anything and based on my observations, it usually just means ‘expensive.’ If there is a legal definition of the word ‘luxury’, I would like to know what it is. To be fair, Varsity Berkeley has some very nice amenities, including a spacious rooftop garden. They will also have valet garbage collection. That means they will pick up your garbage at your apartment. You won’t have to carry your garbage to a garbage can or a garbage chute. That is not a service that I provide. I do not pick up my tenants’ garbage and put it in their garbage cans for them.

varsityapartmentsVarsity Berkeley has some interesting swag at their rental office. They have free bags of gumballs with the name ‘Varsity Berkeley’ printed on the bag, but I wonder if that is enough to get people to sign leases. I always keep my eye on Berkeley landlords who give free candy to their tenants; however, I am not convinced that bags of gumballs are real competition with my free chocolate room. You know, you can buy a lot of gumballs for $4,000 a month!

Chocolate Fondue Anyone?

fondueIf you would like to serve chocolate fondue at your next party, come and see me. I will lend you my chocolate fondue pots and forks and give you the fondue chocolate. All you will need is cream and stuff to dip in the fondue, like strawberries and bananas.

Chocolate fondue is very easy to make. You just put chocolate and cream in an electric fondue pot and turn the thermostat on ‘low’. When the chocolate is melted, stir it up, and you’re done. It’s as simple as that. This isn’t a simplified recipe. This is the way dessert professionals make it. Chocolate fondue is great for parties! And it is easy and fun to do!

Chocolate News

isisIsis Chocolate will soon be changing the company’s name. Isis Chocolate, a high-end Belgian chocolate company, will be changing its name to Libeert in January. The company has been in business for nearly a century and has a worldwide reputation for superior chocolates, but sales have been hurting because of the Islamic state group in Iraq and Syria with the same name. Apparently some people think that Isis Chocolates is some kind of fundraiser for the Islamic state. Can you imagine anyone believing that? Can you picture heavily armed Islamic terrorists setting up card tables in front of Giant supermarkets and selling their own brand of chocolate bars next to the Girl Scout cookie and the Boy Scout popcorn tables?

aydsAyds. This story reminds me of what happened to Ayds. Ayds diet candy was a popular product back in the 1960s and 1970s. The company claimed that if you ate an Ayds caramel 30 minutes before a meal, it would suppress your appetite. Ayds ads were everywhere, and Ayds sponsored a number of TV shows. However, the company went out of business when the disease AIDS came along. Their slogan seemed to reinforce the erroneous but widely held belief that you could get AIDS by eating Ayds caramels. Ayds slogan was: ‘With Ayds, you’ll lose weight!’
 

New In The Chocolate Room

Cinnamon Toffee Almonds. This is the traditional snack sold at Oktoberfest in Munich, and they sell literally tons of them. In Germany, they are called ‘gebrannte Mandeln’, which means burned almonds; however, these almonds are not actually ‘burned’ as Americans would use the word. It would be more accurate to call them highly roasted. Almonds are more expensive in Germany and throughout Europe than they are here in California. That is because most of the almonds sold in Europe are grown in California. California produces 80% of the world’s almonds. California also produces almost all of the walnuts and pistachios grown in the U.S. and most of the macadamias.

Butter Toffee Mixed Nuts. This is a mixture of nuts coated in butter caramel. They also sell a lot of these in Munich during Oktoberfest. This mixture contains no cinnamon or hazelnuts. Hazelnuts are extremely popular in Europe, but Americans don’t seem to care for them. Aside from Nutella, hazelnuts and hazelnut products don’t don’t sell well in the U.S. In the South, hazelnuts are commonly called filberts, but hazelnuts and filberts are the same thing.

Changes Coming To My Chocolate.

I am making 2 changes in my chocolate, neither of which will affect the taste.

1. Soy is out. All my chocolate contains soy lecithin. Almost all of the chocolate made in the United States and Europe contains soy lecithin. Lecithin is an emulsifier. It binds the cocoa solids and cocoa butter together so they don’t separate during the tempering process. Unfortunately, a growing number of people are allergic to soy beans, so beginning soon, I will be making my chocolate with sunflower seed lecithin instead. Sunflower lecithin works just as well as soy lecithin, but relatively few people are allergic to sunflower seeds.

2. Fair Trade chocolate. Also beginning soon, all my couverture and bittersweet chocolate will be certified Fair Trade. This is something that a lot of people have asked for, but Fair Trade cocoa beans are expensive and are sometimes in short supply.
 

Not Coming To My Chocolate Room.

chocolatetubChocolate Bathtubs. A few months ago, I heard that a company was making chocolate bathroom fixtures. At first, I thought it was a joke, but I was wrong. There actually is a company that makes chocolate bathroom fixtures, including sinks, toilets, and bathtubs; however, you aren’t going to find them at Home Depot. A chocolate bathtub costs $80,000. See picture below. The bathtub is edible for up to six months, but if not eaten, it can be used for bathing for years. You have to be careful not to put hot or even warm water into the bathtub or it will melt. What sort of people buy chocolate toilets and bathtubs? I don’t know. Probably internet billionaires. Here’s a link to their web site. Bathroom Sweets. Please do not ask me for a chocolate bathtub. I am not making them.

Why Don’t I Make Sugar-Free Chocolate?

I am often asked this question. Sugar-free chocolate sounds appealing to dieters, but you are not going to lose weight eating this stuff. ‘Sugar-free’ does not mean ‘low calorie.’ Sugar-free chocolate contains almost as many calories as regular chocolate and often contains more fat. For example, 1.4 ounces of Ethel M sugar-free chocolate truffles contains 185 calories and 15 grams of fat vs. 210 calories and 12 grams of fat for Ethel M’s regular truffles. Most sugar-free chocolate is sweetened with sugar alcohols, like maltitol. Sugar alcohols are indigestible chemicals. I don’t know how these chemicals are made, but because they are indigestible, sugar alcohols frequently cause digestion problems, such as gas, constipation, and diarrhea. My chocolate is sweetened with cane sugar. I never use artificial flavors or colors, and there are no preservatives in my chocolate. I am not going to make chocolate out of indigestible chemicals. If you want sugar-free chocolates, they are easy to find in stores. They sell sugar-free chocolate at all Walgreens stores, but why would you want to buy this stuff? Common sense should tell you that eating indigestible chemicals is probably not a good idea.

Shock Chocolate

Chocolate is a highly competitive business, and it is becoming more competitive with time. The number of companies making chocolate has grown tremendously over the past decade.  There are over a dozen professional chocolatiers and independent chocolate stores just here in Berkeley. It’s always hard to break into a crowded business, and that is certainly true of the chocolate business. As a result, many new chocolate makers resort to extreme measures in order to get noticed.

Shock chocolate is a term I created to describe chocolate that is designed to get attention by shocking consumers. There are a number of ways of doing that. One way to get attention is by making chocolates with bizarre fillings and flavors. I have seen chocolates for sale here in Berkeley that were filled with some very strange things, including anchovies, garlic, Tabasco, curry paste, and horseradish. I once ate a truffle at the Edible Complex on Northside without knowing that it was filled with raspberry vinegar. It was awful. I turned to the wall and spit it out discreetly into a napkin.

Chocolate Rats. rattrapOther companies make chocolates in shapes that are designed to shock people. Morkes Chocolates makes chocolate rats that comes packaged in real rat traps. The chocolate rat’s head is under the trap’s spring, with it’s neck broken. (See photo below.) This item is undeniably shocking, and it has generated publicity. Morkes chocolate rat traps were recently featured in Martha Stewart Living magazine, a well respected and widely read publication.

I don’t think that shock chocolate has any lasting value. To the contrary, I think that shock chocolate leaves people with a bad feeling about the company that made it and a suspicion that their chocolate probably isn’t very good. After all, if their chocolate is good, why are they making products like these? My philosophy is that a chocolate company’s best chance of success lies in making a consistently great product. In a highly competitive market, even a great product may not make it, but a lousy product will certainly fail.

Loaners.

Bissell Steam Mop. SteamMop I just got a Bissell steam mop for loan to my tenants. A steam mop is much more effective than a sponge or a regular mop for cleaning floors, especially when it comes to removing dried on and sticky stuff. More important, a steam mop not only cleans your floors; it also sanitizes them. Steam will kill virtually all the germs and bacteria on your floor. My steam mop is for use on linoleum and ceramic tile floors. It is not for use on wood or carpeted floors. (Remember, I also have a loaner commercial vacuum cleaner.)

Chocolate Fondue Pots. If you would like to serve chocolate fondue at your next party, I can supply you with electric fondue pots, skewers, and fondue chocolate. All you have to add is cream. The most popular things to dip in chocolate fondue are strawberries, chunks of bananas, marshmallows, and cubes of Sara Lee pound cake. Chocolate fondue is very easy to make. You just put chocolate and heavy cream in an electric fondue pot and turn the thermostat on ‘low’. When the chocolate is melted, you just stir it up, and you’re done. This isn’t a simplified recipe. This is how the pros make it. Chocolate fondue is a great party item! fondue