Woulr You Pay $260 For A Chocolate Bar?

toakA 50 gram (1.8 ounce) To’ak chocolate bar sells for $260. Each To’ak chocolate bar is packed in a wood box and comes with a 115 page guidebook. By contrast, my chocolate bars do not come with a guidebook. You have to figure out how to eat my chocolate bars all by yourself and without written instructions. To’ak chocolate bars are made from a very rare and genetically pure variety of cocao bean called Nacional. Nacional cocao trees were thought to be extinct. The variety was nearly wiped out in 1917 by an outbreak of witch’s broom disease; however, a few of these trees were recently discovered growing in a remote area of Ecuador. There aren’t many of these trees. Despite the high price, To’ak chocolate bars are selling well. Nearly all the To’ak chocolate bars that will be available this year have already been sold. To order To’ak chocolate bars, click here: $260 Chocolate Bars.

 
nokaNoka. To’ak chocolate bars sounds like the kind of thing that dot-comers buy when they sell their companies or have IPOs; however, To’ak chocolate bars are far from being the most expensive chocolate bars ever sold. Noka chocolate bars sold for $850 a pound, but Noka went out of business after the financial crisis of 2008. A lot of companies that sold ridiculously expensive luxuries went out of business at that time. They used to sell Noka chocolate at the Neiman Marcus store at Union Square in San Francisco. Back when Neiman Marcus was selling Noka chocolate, I went over there to see the Noka display for myself. While I was there, a young man bought 2 boxes of Noka chocolates. Each box weighed 3 ounces and sold for $130. He paid cash. The guy didn’t look rich. There were holes in his Levis. He looked like he might be a busboy at a coffee shop. I remembered staring at him as he made his purchase. As he left. I wondered what he was going to do with the small bag of chocolates that he put in his backpack and paid $260 for. I wondered if he was going to eat the stuff on a bus going home. Above is a picture of my hand with a $10 Noka chocolate bar in it. (Really! That actually is a picture of a $10 Noka chocolate bar.)

If you prefer boxed chocolates and money is no object, may I recommend Debauve & Gallais’ Le Livre. Le Livre (‘book’ in French) is a collection of 35 individual chocolate pralines and ganaches packed in a box designed to look like an elegant book. It costs $550. If that is too expensive for you, you can order the Petit Livre (small book) for only $330. To order, go to: Debauve & Gallais.

 

BART Transbay Tunnel Closures.

The BART transbay tunnel will be closed for repairs August 1-2 and September 5-7, Labor Day weekend. BART will operate buses between the West Oakland and Embarcadero BART stations, but you should expect very slow traffic on the Bay Bridge while BART is shut down. There will be additional ferries between Jack London Square in Oakland and the Ferry Building in San Francisco while BART’s transbay tunnel is out of service, but if I were you, I wouldn’t go to San Francisco while BART is shut down unless you absolutely have to.

 

Overloading Washing Machines And Dryers.

washerWhen washing machines or dryers need repair, 90% of the time it is due to overloading. Overloading a washing machine or dryer can break the drive coupler or the drive belt. Broken drive belts are what keep appliance repairmen in business. It is the most common washer and dryer repair. Overloading can also cause small items, like socks, to float over the washing basket and then get sucked into the water pump and destroy it. Overloading can also burn out the machine’s motor and bearings. When washing machines and dryers break down due to overloading, it almost always leaves behind tell-tale evidence that overloading was the problem. If your washing machine or dryer breaks due to overloading, YOU will have to pay for the repair. A lot of people who use washing machines in dorms and apartment houses that have coin-operated machines get accustomed to stuffing as many clothes in the machine as possible in order to save money; however, all my units have free-operation washing machines and dryers, so overloading my washing machines and dryers won’t save you any quarters. Split large loads in half. Also, when you overload a machine, the clothes and detergent can’t  circulate properly, so your clothes will come out with dirt still in them. When you overload the dryer, your clothes will come out with more wrinkles than if you dried a normal size load. Overloading washing machines and dryers is false economy, and you could wind up owing a repairman a lot of money!

Should Landlords Be Required To Enforce Immigration Laws?

In 2006, the city of Hazelton, Pennsylvania passed the ‘Illegal Immigration Relief Act.’ This law made it a crime for landlords to rent apartments to illegal immigrants. Hazelton landlords objected to the law. The law was was declared unconstitutional in U.S. District Court. Hazelton appealed the decision and took the case to the 3rd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals, which also ruled the law was unconstitutional. The court said that the Constitution clearly states that the right to make and enforce immigration laws is reserved exclusively to the Federal government and cannot be transferred to private citizens like landlords. The U.S. Supreme Court declined to review the case. Cities in Nebraska, New Jersey, Missouri, and Texas passed similar laws to the one in Hazelton, and at about the same time Those laws were all declared unconstitutional as well in various U.S. District Courts around the country.

Today, the city of Hazelton (population 25,000) in serious financial trouble as a result of the ‘Illegal Immigration Relief Act ‘. The city may have to raise property taxes significantly in order to pay the city’s mounting legal bills connected with this law. The city estimates that they spent $500,000 defending the law. The plaintiff’s attorneys, representing the ACLU and other organizations that fought the law, are seeking millions of dollars in legal fees. A decision on the plaintiff’s claim will be made by U.S. District Judge James Munley, who has already ruled that the city of Hazelton is culpable in the case for knowingly usurping Federal jurisdiction.

 

What Is Kosher Gelatin?

Almost none of products that you see in U.S. supermarkets that contain gelatin are kosher. That is because all of the gelatin commercially produced in the United States is made from pork byproducts. Most of it is extracted from pig snouts, hooves, and pigskins. A number of the products in my chocolate room contain kosher gelatin. For example, the icing on my chocolate-bottomed oatmeal cookies is made with kosher gelatin. Kosher gelatin is made from fish instead of pigs. Most of the fish caught by commercial fishing boats is not marketable. These fish are either thrown back into the ocean or are frozen and sold to ‘trash fish’ buyers. Most ‘trash fish’ is turned into cat food or fertilizer. Some of it is shipped to Israel where it is turned into kosher gelatin or it is shipped to Egypt or Jordan where it is turned into halal gelatin for sale to observant Muslims. Fish gelatin is an odorless and tasteless white powder.

If You Think Berkeley Rents Are High, Wait Til You Hear What They Are Charging In San Francisco.

If you have driven over the Bay Bridge anytime in the past 3 years going to San Francisco, you probably noticed the Jasper building which is under construction on the right side of the off-ramp on top of Rincon Hill. The building is thin and 40 stories high. The Jasper will be finished soon. They has just announced their rent schedule:
  • Studios $4,250 a month
  • One Bedroom $5,300
  • Two Bedroom $7,000

jasperWhy would anybody pay $7,000 a month rent for a 2 bedroom apartment? I know several people who bought houses in San Francisco within the past couple of years, and all of them are spending a lot less than $7,000 a month for housing, and they all have mortgages. To be fair, the Jasper really is a luxury building. The apartments are large, and the building has a lot of amenities. Most of the apartments have balconies; however, I don’t know how much time I would spend on a balcony next to the Bay Bridge on-ramp at rush hour, especially on a hot, dry day. Breathing air like that can’t be healthy.

The minimum wage in San Francisco is now $12.25 an hour, which I think is too low. I ask you – how can anyone live in San Francisco who works at minimum wage? According to Zillow, the average apartment in San Francisco rents for $3,950 a month. That means that a worker would need to make $79 an hour, or $153,000 a year, to rent the average apartment in San Francisco without spending more than 30% of his pre-tax income on rent. I don’t know how much McDonalds pays their hamburger flippers in San Francisco, but I’m pretty sure that it is considerably less than $153,000 a year. There are a lot of people working for minimum wage in San Francisco, but where do they live? I really can’t figure that out. The people who work at McDonalds and Walgreens in the City must live someplace – but where?