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Landlords and Catnip.  Catnip is easy to grow. It is green all year round (at least here in the Bay Area), and it has pretty pink and white flowers with purple spots. Catnip has a pleasant fragrance, and its aroma repels garden pests, like aphids. Catnip might seem like an ideal plant for use as ornamental ground vegetation, but it’s not. The photo below shows what happens when a landlord plants catnip around his building.


Cat Security Guard. There is a sign in front of the security guard station in the photo below that says in Turkish that no one can enter this building without showing an entry pass to the security guard. Surprisingly, many people did show their entry passes to the cat as they entered the building.


Civet Cat Coffee. San Francisco has the most billionaires per capita of any city on Earth – and by a huge margin. In San Francisco, there is one billionaire for every 11,000 people. In New York City, Dubai, and Hong Kong; there is one billionaire for every 80,000 to 100,000 people. Very rich people in San Francisco buy some astonishing stuff, like civet cat coffee. It is made from coffee beans that were eaten by civet cats. Civet cats eat coffee berries but cannot digest the beans inside and expel them in their poop. These beans are hand gathered from the cat poop, washed, dried, and shipped to coffee roasters. There are several places in San Francisco’s financial district where you can buy 100% civet cat coffee. It costs around $70 a cup. You can also buy civet coffee on Amazon for $700 a pound. Here is how to buy it. https://www.amazon.com/Weasel-Coffee-Special-Organic-Arabica/dp/B08HZ9PB42 Amazon calls it Vietnamese weasel coffee, but it’s the same thing as civet coffee. You can find much cheaper civet coffee on the market, but it isn’t 100% pure. The cheap stuff is a mixture of a few civet beans and a lot of regular coffee beans. (By the way, civet coffee is not kosher. A rabbi familiar with this product once told me at a trade show: “You cannot make kosher food from something that came out of a cat’s rear end.”) If someone offered me a cup of civet coffee, I would turn them down because I would be thinking about how it is produced. Would you drink it?

Turkey Fryers.

I do not allow turkey fryers at my properties. The use of a turkey fryer at any of my properties, including outdoors the yard, is a breach of your lease. Although there are dozens of brands and models of turkey fryers on the market, not a single one is UL approved. Turkey fryers are just about the only gas or electric appliance that UL will not approve. Why is that? It’s because there is no such thing as a safe turkey fryer. They are inherently dangerous. turkey-fryer

  • Turkey fryers can tip over fairly easily, and they often do, spilling out up to 3 gallons of boiling hot oil, causing terrible burns and setting buildings on fire. In 2012, over 1,000 turkey fryer fires were reported to fire departments across the United States. In addition, thousands of people wound up in the hospital with second and third degree burns from using turkey fryers.
  • When a raw turkey is lowered into a turkey fryer, oil often overflows the top. When that oil reaches the burner below, the entire unit can instantly be engulfed in flames.
  • The lid and handles on turkey fryers get dangerously hot, posing severe burn hazards.

Even if you do not burn yourself up or set the house on fire, what are you going do with the 3 gallons of used oil that you will be left with after you are done frying your turkey? You can’t keep the oil because it will turn rancid. You can’t put it in your garbage can, you can’t pour it down the drain, and you can’t give it to me. What would I do with it? So what would you do with 3 gallons of used turkey fryer oil?

If you still have a craving to eat fried turkey, go to a restaurant that serves it. You can get fried turkey at Cafe Lizzi at Jack London Square in Oakland. I hear its good.

Bakesale Betty. For fried chicken, you can’t beat Bakesale Betty on Telegraph Avenue. They consistently get 5-star ratings from customers. Bakesale Betty is only open 2.5 hours a day, 5 days a week, but they still make a ton of money. Get there early, or expect to wait in line. They also make great desserts. Their strawberry shortcake and molasses ginger cookies are superb.

Popeye’s. Personally, I like Popeye’s fried chicken. I also like their cajun beans. I don’t know how a KFC can stay in business if there is a Popeye’s anywhere nearby.