Presleytarians and Presbyterians are completely different. Presleytarians worship Elvis Presley. Presbyterians don’t. Presleytarians make pilgrimages to Las Vegas and Graceland in Memphis. There are people all over the world who believe that Elvis Presley is alive and that he can perform miracles. Numerous people have claimed that they were cured of diseases or a serious mental illness by listening to Elvis’ recordings of religious music. Elvis Presley recorded a lot of religious music. Thousands of people have reported seeing Elvis since his death doing things that require supernatural powers. This began when several people reported seeing Elvis at the Memphis airport shortly after his death buying a ticket and boarding a plane for Buenos Aires, Argentina. However, this story is impossible to verify because at the time, there were no international flights into or out of Memphis airport. Countless photos have been posted online by Elvis fans of someone on a street in Buenos Aires who they thought looked like Elvis. In May of this year, someone reported to police seeing Elvis getting into a car in Denver and then vanishing. The official Graceland website says that in June, someone reported seeing Elvis at the Hard Rock Cafe in Gdansk and speaking Polish. Elvis Presley was born in 1935. That wasn’t so long ago that he couldn’t still be alive. My Uncle Maurice was born in 1917, and I saw him playing chess last week – and beating the pants off my nephew.